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Eden MarriottKennedy
mrskennedy Man to small girl @ Target: "Let's commandeer a ship!" (She grabs a cart.) "Engage forward thrusters!" (She pushes off toward the DVDs.)
Jason Goldman
baby-e
babye Contemplating fake tanning my legs. Is that gay?
Liz Kuball
lizkuball I always feel like I make an ass of myself at social events. It's like I see the crazy coming out of my mouth, and I can't reel it back in.
Warren Ellis
warrenellis first self-control success of the day: not telling the useless toady man from the bank that he has arseholes for eyes
Warren Ellis
warrenellis "I Shave Your Cock So It Looks Like An Udder" is not the most enticing pornspam header I've ever received.
Michael
bodyvisual I swear to fuckin' God, if my mom emails me one more time today I'm gonna send her a virus.
Liz Kuball
lizkuball Returning from Boo's checkup with a new vet, who loved him, didn't think he was aggressive, gave him a clean bill of health. Bad vets suck.
Alissa
alissa O sore throat why are you here? Haven't you troubled me enough this year? Perhaps if I lie down for a spell, you'll be bored & say farewell.
meighan o'toole
myloveforyou fever has broke. i think i may have had a spiritual experience or a psychotic break.
Defekto
defekto GOD I hate fake Polaroids and the people who think they are so cool. Poladroid my ass people.
Imogen Heap
imogenheap Looking at a robin, who's looking at me looking at him having great fun taking a post lunch bath in a freshly made puddle x
Sean
sean Feeding coordinates to artillery gunner @delbius.
jo eaton
starlajo HAH!!! Jo: 1; Dreamweaver: 0. EAT MY CLEVER CLOGS, Dreamweaver!
meighan o'toole
myloveforyou A friend reminded me recently that it's never going to be the same again, it's going to be different. That is a concept i can finally accept
Tia Marie
tiamarie I am so in love right now!
Duncan Heal
duncn is going to have some (ginger) tea, just to fit in with all the UK tweeps currently having tea
Liz Kuball
lizkuball Going for a walk with Boo Radley, who either pooped in the house or brought a piece of poop in from the yard. Either way, not so nice.
Holden Helena
sflovestory If I were an animal today, I'd be a bitchy little pony.
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