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We have four social engagements today. Runners: On your marks!
This recess can be quantified in megwatt-hours.
Back at the K-4 campus. There's more air here.
In a junior high school. Spied a 7th grader leering at a classmate.
Bemoaning a self-inflicted gitshot wound.
@goldman Making stock is the ultimate in sterilization. Other than some possible off fridge taste, what's the risk?
Due to poor planning, dinner was at the San Pablo Denny's, San Pablo Dam Road, San Pablo, CA. A syrup-fueled "I'm a little teapot" appeared.
@she_dupree has determined our location. Carolling on a train siding along the Sac'to.
Boarding an old train.
Pondering a trip to Old Sacramento.
Somehow the "Don't take candy from strangers!" rule does not apply in the Twitter offices. Or, with cupcakes.
Thanksgiving lunch with 30 of my closest pre-school friends.
Our next car will be a 1975 Mercury Montego StayWag, w/Villager faux-wood panel option. I can just fix it myself. http://bit.ly/wi0R
Now that Ellis Brooks is out of the whole car game, the nearest dealer repair shops for our foolish car are in Santa Clara or Walnut Creek!
@julietweets They never expire, rather, they ignore the expiration date. Just stock pile them.
There is an unattended lit flame-thrower in the Twitter courtyard parking area.
Took A to a high school production of The Phantom Tollbooth. She was on the figurative edge of her seat for whole first act.
NPR just trotted Susan Stanburg out for the annual Cranberry Relish Groaner.
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