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I'm snorting Pixie Sticks while watching Sanford and Son. Rock bottom? I say NO sir. 12:11 AM Oct 28th from web |
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Governor, I served with Dan Quayle. I knew Dan Quayle. Dan Quayle was a friend of mine. Governor Palin, you're no Dan Quayle. 10:02 AM Oct 17th from web |
Should a healthy girl waste 3 hours on the phone trying to get an insurance company to pay for a mammogram screening? BLUE SHIELD = HELL 9:59 AM Oct 17th from web |
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thinking of taking up the banjo. it's that kind of day. 1:58 PM Oct 16th from web |
Screw the issues. I'm voting for the candidate I'd much rather "spoon." 1:50 PM Oct 16th from web |
Joe the Plumber charged me $500 to fix my clogged toilet and laughed his way all the way to the McCain rally. 8:55 PM Oct 15th from web |
I just don't trust a presidential candidate - or anyone for that matter - who takes notes with a fat Sharpie. 8:54 PM Oct 15th from web |
Most of the time lately I catch myself daydreaming that Willy Wonka takes over Henry Paulsen's role. Why? Why do I think Wonka could fix it? 9:52 PM Oct 14th from web |
McCain refused to shake my brother's hand in 1986. My brother's been calling him an asshole ever since. 9:47 PM Oct 14th from web |
Put Halloween mummy in front of VOTE OBAMA lawn sign to scare lame thieves away. Everyone is stealing OBAMA signs, but can't steal HOPE. 9:28 PM Oct 14th from web |
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Making ghosts out of mannequins now - but next I'll build a NO ON PROP 8 sign - can't find a one in this dang city! 10:18 PM Oct 13th from web |
Wearing a candy necklace, watching a toy helicopter overhead and playing with a lightsaber at work. Sun shines in Venice Beach. Too lucky. 2:18 PM Sep 22nd from web |
Watchin' Janeane Garofalo beat up WSJ journalist on Bill Maher. Love her. Wanna be her. Wanna put her in my pocket. 10:57 PM Sep 17th from web |
In musty Seattle production office, waiting on tequila, next to pretty, funny women, prepping to kick ass on Guitar Hero Aerosmith. yay. 5:40 PM Jul 23rd from web |
Thirsty, feet up, finishing work - loud Venice traffic - listening to bad eurotrash Muzak 5:10 PM Jun 23rd from web |