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After watching the Joy Division documentary, New Order sounds different. Like your parents when you found out they were Santa/Tooth Fairy. about 2 hours ago from web |
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Ugh. Here's the "Move Cash Around" portion of the day. Like picking up bottle caps on the beach, to be honest. about 3 hours ago from web |
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Whoopsie-Doodle. Don't open a laptop for 48 hours and suddenly a world of hurt awaits. Why can't all of these emails be spam? about 5 hours ago from web |
In the company of a true friend. He drove me to Burlington. Wait, hang on a sec 4:35 PM Dec 12th from txt |
I just for got a job offer. I truly do lead a charmed life. We'll see if they like my demands of Pantsless Thursdays. 2:34 PM Dec 12th from txt |
If only I had an accomplice, a pair of guns, blanks and some squibs. Then the window cleaner guy would have a story for the bar tonight. 8:18 AM Dec 12th from web |
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Ha HA! Bow to me, iTunes. You thought Genius had all the bases covered, but you had no idea I had MC 900 Foot Jesus. 3:42 PM Dec 11th from web |
Nathan Macintosh recorded for the podcast. These are getting easy. Still not funny, but easy. 3:40 PM Dec 11th from web |
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Can't wait for Genius to blow up after looking at my music library. Good luck, buddy. 12:32 PM Dec 11th from web |
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My desire and anticipation of pork chops tonight is currently bordering on pornographic. 11:31 AM Dec 11th from web |
What name should I pick as mine for the new entry system into my building? I'm thinking "LLewelyn McGiggle-Shitz". 11:13 AM Dec 11th from web |
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"Dear teeth. I hope this letter finds you well. It has come to my attention that you repeatedly bite the inside of my lip. Please desist." 10:26 AM Dec 11th from web |