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So help me out, Twitterites. The key: must be something I am always wearing / carrying / sporting. Animal OK, but NO MONKEYS, DAMN IT. |
All sorts of hats came to mind, as well: panama, Greek fisherman, Charles Lindbergh-like 1920s flying helmet. Still -- eh. |
It's time I cultivated an eccentricity. I wad thinking that an ever-present meerschaum pipe might be good, but... frankly, it's been done. |
Christmastime has come. For YOU. http://abbrr.com/mPF |
@Twitterkins I will now hit my own hand with a sharp metal ruler for the previous tweet. |
@Twitterkins The truly awful part: it isn't even officially winter yet. |
@UncaScroogeMcD I am VERY bitter that they never filmed my Happy Montage, to the sound of (specified right in the script!) I FEEL GOOD. |
@sassone Another good point. Again, don't listen to me. I'm just one more barking dog. |
@xinekite Good point. I should know better than to weigh in re: TV. I'm unreasonably hostile to it. (It speaks to me EVEN WHEN IT'S OFF!) |
@Sharpless That does not compute. Either Lohan WROTE something, which is inconceivable. Or made a typo while speaking? |
@Sharpless To give credit where due -- loved the time Creed revealed that he raises mung bean sprouts in his desk drawer. |
Grading on a curve, it's a much better show than most. Don't listen to me, I'm a cranky bastard with an aversion to TV. (Yes, I know...) |
It was just the umpteenth shot of the cute love-interest couple smirking adorably to the camera that finally gave me agita. |
@c_peterson Yes, they're funny. The show can be very funny, and a pal of mine is on it (he's playing one of the uggos). |
@Sharpless He called me "average!" (Swoons happily) |
Revolutionary. |
The real message of NBC's THE OFFICE: (1) attractive young people = awesome! (2) average, homely, or old people = contemptible idiots. |
Ah, that's where I've seen this crazy-corrupt Blagojevich character before! He's a SPITTING IMAGE PUPPET. |
Been reading a lot of history lately. What's my deal? What has the past ever done for ME? |
@Merleon_C Yes. A "shop worker" said that. Bollocks. |
