My short-term memory, what is going on with it? I just can't get it out of the toilet, and I've been knocking for an hour! about 5 hours ago from web |
Had to bail from a game of Left 4 Dead because my deadly incompetence was becoming ridiculous 5:01 PM Dec 8th from web |
Just trained my daughter to shout 'help, this isn't my daddy!' while walking hand in hand down the street. 10:49 AM Dec 7th from txt |
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Found out last night that chris rock played dublin and spent entire gig thinking it was part of the uk. 1:35 AM Dec 4th from txt |
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If anyone's playing 'left 4 dead', my username is glinner. See you out there! (In there?) 4:54 PM Dec 1st from txt |
Yesterday, The Guardian had a free gift--wrapping paper designed by Johnny Depp. Make of that what you will. 5:51 AM Nov 30th from web |
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The fly on my tux is broken. If i win i'll apologise to everyone in my speech. 4:34 PM Nov 24th from txt |
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Not sure if my texts are getting through. But just about to find out whether we won an emmy. Will let you know. 3:37 PM Nov 24th from txt |
International Emmys today. Really just happy to be in new york. Also, first nights of proper sleep since we had our second kid 6:01 AM Nov 24th from web |
new Bond title not very good--'Smell You Later, World-Hater' 5:55 AM Nov 24th from web |