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@sandentotten Are you looking for someone to say Polo? |
@sandentotten Ferris Bueller. Danke schien. |
Standing outside in Minneapolis, I can hear cheering in the streets. |
A strange message on my voicemail says that I am in direct violation of penal code 113, section 9, and that I now have 15 seconds to comply. |
@Buddha763 Just something I've been noticing. Hasn't affected me yet. |
When your SO's relationship status on facebook states, "It's complicated," it means they're cheating, or would like to be. Sim ... |
Another hectic night last night. Got to see first hand medics being denied access to arrestees. Tons more gassings in St. Paul today. |
A few updates at robcallahan.com and presumably more to come. |
Rage Against The Machine are playing DT Minneapolis right now. The Target Center is surrounded by riot cops just waiting for it to let out. |
People in cuffs everywhere. Unconfirmed reports of medics getting arrested. Another gas volley imminent at 6th & Saint Peter. |
Reports are coming in of rubber bullets & concusion grenades. Demonstrators are throwing stones. Media says about 10k people are involved |
There's a human chain in downtown St. Paul right now and the cops are suiting up. Now we'll see what $1.9 Million worth of mace looks like. |
To paraphrase Dorothy Parker, If I had it all to do over again I'd give up women. The boning you get is really not worth the boning you get. |
The gradual loss of one's status as hip and edgy is merely the rather Faustian price one pays for having survived past one's early twenties. |
He carefully weighed the pros & cons of breaking the fourth wall until, reaching no clear decision, he decided to just ask for your opinion. |
So I told my friend Tom, "Dude, if you start posing for embarassing, naughty photography, I'm going to tell everyone on the whole internet." |
To this day that security guard swears the words he heard were, "Don't tease me, bro!" So naturally, he stopped teasing and got right to it. |
Someone recently asked why I'm no longer posting to twitter. Short answer: I still am. Take this, for instance. |
Or is it supposed to be "Briton?" I can never tell with the way they talk. By the way that's 1.9 quid. Twitter can't make the pounds sign |
If you're a Britain, there's a copy of my book "Damaged Goods" going for .1.90 over at Amazon.co.uk. Priced due to minor damage, ironically. |
