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@drbrain fake, duh. You sent that 14 hours ago. I'll get better. Maybe.
Does it scale?
29 degrees?!
In the interest of widespread dissemination: @cashion can't play solitaire.
Fact: Trotter can't play Solitaire.
Is mandatory pajama day really too much to ask for? Ugh.
Vandy! Vandy! Oh hell yea! 4-0!!!
Trying out the new french press! Thanks @anncashion for bringing it!!
On the way to Mercato with Team Cashion!
What I just told Trotter when he made me promise to stop all this: EPIC TALE. Sike--I quit.
The thing that swallowed Jonah: EPIC WHALE.
A whole pantry full of crackers and chips that weren't properly closed last time you put them away: EPIC STALE.
The kind you find on a deserted island that has been there for a zillion years: EPIC SNAIL.
Where you buy a bigass diamond: EPIC ZALE(s).
but I can't stop...I'll go down with an EPIC FLAIL
what a hunter might find in the woods on a good day: EPIC QUAIL.
what a blind person with big fingers reads: EPIC BRAIL.
what's necessary to get up/down steep stairs like at indy hall: EPIC RAIL.
what a huge dog wags at the prospect of beggin strips: EPIC TAIL.
how you maneuver your very large catamaran: EPIC SAIL.