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In my bed: 2 computers, external HD, firewire, iPhone, and an orange peel. Unfortunately it's a pretty typical friday night.
"$60 for birth control? I should do something like that..." - @jessieshmessie
RIP Bettie Page. ♥
"Chickens don't wear dresses! That's just silly." - @jessieshmessie
You know when you get that feeling of pressure in your chest where you're not sure if you're going to burst out crying or laughing?
Zoka is playing the Amelie soundtrack! Instant smile.
And then I stayed up until 3:30am drinking bottle after bottle of SmartWater and looking at pictures of dogs dressed like bananas.
Wil just dropped $5k on a custom gaming table and the night just got started.
zomg. VirginAmerica now has wifi! Tweeting from 30,000 feet up in the air. This is amazing.
@snowfreak MoMAMoMAMoMAMoMAMoMAMoMA!!!!!
"Maja, I just can't get it up for christmas." - @jessieshmessie
@Curvyboom I used to occasionally do that to the sorostitutes when they would blab on their CrackBerries while buying expensive textbooks.
Something I haven't used in a while: Wite'Out.
@snowfreak You aren't a secret!!! You're my RLcrush. <3
My secret internet crush hasn't tweeted in a week... I'm getting a little nervous
I have the unfortunate characteristic of making situations more stressful than they need to be. It's called being Jewish.
One of my least favorite activities: waiting to pick someone up at the airport.
Can't believe I agreed to go crazy person shopping this morning. WTF was I thinking?!
Grandmanapping in Edmonds. One down, one to go.
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