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 | hoosiergirl If my husband insists on me singing carols for charity, I'm wearing my shirt that says, "My favorite toys use batteries." He can suck it. 2:34 PM Dec 13th from web |
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 | fraying Blocking isn't personal. It's just me taking myself out of your stream because I find your replies annoying. Oh wait. 1:01 PM Dec 11th from web |
 | Tony_D Academy Award nominees were just announced; I'm sad the script on my desk was not among them. Perhaps I should actually sell it first. 5:47 AM Dec 11th from web |
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 | Remiel Target targets Target's Target markets to market targets to Target's target Target target market. 1:14 PM Dec 10th from web |
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 | mileskahn Stephen Hawking, claims the world will not come to an end when the LHC turns on. So Hawking knows when the world will end and won’t tell us?... 12:10 PM Dec 10th from web |
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 | SeoulBrother This cold medicine does nothing for my cold and everything for the burlap penguin taunting me from the corner of my bedroom. Wait this isn' 11:53 AM Dec 9th from web |
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 | youhas The breakroom is out of plastic flatware? AND plates? Lunch will apparently involve more weaving of coffee stirrers than originally planned. 11:13 AM Dec 9th from web |
 | DieLaughing Unintended Sex, Nuclear Piñatas, Cooking Your Pet, Cutting Back On Hookers & Other Money Savers, are all tweets I didn't get to today. 8:48 PM Dec 7th from web |
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