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thatsmybix
thatsmybix Well, now that it's hit the blogs, yeah, the death knell has rung for Elastic Waist. (http://tinyurl.com/59kakf) and yes, it sucks. A lot.
Courtney P
courtneyp 3 hour dinners with friends are a rare but treasured luxury. Ready for blissful sleep. So this is how grown-ups spend their Friday nights.
rebeccahalou
rebeccahalou I thought Orwell was being sweet and snuggly, but he was wiping his eye boogers on my pants leg. Love is like that.
Danny Dawson
quasistoic Awthome. Thith ith how ah talk wifth mah new moufgawd. Hawt.
shannonk
shannonk Creepy, staring hunchback at pool this morning was, in fact, a trashcan. Might be time to look into Lasik.
shannonk
shannonk Would like DOUCHEBAG stamp for the foreheads of besuited, gelled young men who don't give bus seats to the elderly.
shannonk
shannonk Angry-looking woman reading The Fountainhead on bus. Has she just realized that Ayn Rand = overrated hack?
hotdogsladies
hotdogsladies BO:"Checkmate." HC:"No, I'm still in." BO:"Check the board; I won." HC:"No, I still have two roundhead guys and a horse." BO:"OK. Whatever."
SwanShadow
SwanShadow Memo to the world. You can't make words or names plural using an apostrophe. Not ever. You just can't. So stop trying. Stop it now.
shannonk
shannonk The 5 driver just played every single recorded muni announcement, one right after another. Am feeling vaguely bullied.
shannonk
shannonk New 4GB compact flash card comes in package 20 times its size. Says SanDisk: "Fuck you, environment!"
7au
7au Realizing I've hit that part of my 30s where pedantic 20-somethings piss me off. I embrace this first step into crotchety old manhood.
rebeccahalou
rebeccahalou Mike Brady was a terrible architect. My house is like an arctic tundra.
Ryan Coseboom
ryanhalou Free dinner at Olive Garden? How could I NOT click your banner ad?
MJ
MJ "Falwell had “a history of heart challenges.” uh... yeah...duh...he didn't have one.
Jonathan Lassoff
jof Holy crap. Lou Malnati's: Best. Pizza. Evar. I'm considering coming back just for this pizza one day.
Matthew DeWaal
wootam , although on hold, is thinking cygnoir's pic is still sexy even after seeing it all these times.
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