I've been such a bitch today. WTF is in my water? I swear, the entire time my mom was awake I was just picking fights with her from my room. 11:17 PM Dec 4th from web |
My mom has given computer advice to both of her sisters in the past hour. My mom doesn't know how to *open* IE, let alone use it. 4:31 PM Dec 4th from web |
Got an email from netflix and actually cheered. Can now watch movies instantly on a Mac. YAY 8:32 PM Dec 3rd from web |
putting on false eyelashes makes me feel like a pretty, pretty princess. As do the Cinderella hair ribbons. Almost makes up for a burnt bird 6:57 PM Nov 27th from web |
dropping the turkey into the brine while trying to drain it? not my best moment, or a fun way to start the day. 3:05 PM Nov 27th from web |
my car battery won't stay charged. but i really don't think it's my alternator for various reasons. poop. 6:26 PM Nov 21st from web |
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grr, my mom gets mad when shit happens to me as if it were her misfortune. got fired, got robbed x2, she flips like it happened to her 11:03 PM Nov 19th from web |
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this happened while i was in hospital. neighbor was burgled before too. this is my second time. lost ipod, fm thing and jumper cables before 10:54 PM Nov 19th from web |
car was ransacked. again. stole my puma bag full of clothes, toiletries and whatnot. along with new undies. fuckers. all after i was fired. 10:52 PM Nov 19th from web |
Just got fired. All because I was sick and my boss called for an ambulance, setting in motion a string of bad events. Fuckers. 12:54 PM Nov 17th from web |
Oh dear, a pretty big earthquake in Indonesia. Tsunami warning site is all kinds of not working. Hope everything is okay. 9:38 AM Nov 16th from web |
bitching about people verbing their nouns. Does it never end? 7:46 AM Nov 16th from web |
My skin is incredibly dry all over. And itchy. And flaky. Especially my forearms, eyebrows and scalp. I am very uncomfortable with this. 4:47 AM Nov 16th from web |
My cat is snoring, softly. I've never heard a cat snore before, and it's really the cutest thing ever. 2:40 AM Nov 13th from web |
30 cans of tuna, 15 in water and 15 in oil, cool whip and Trojan Magnum condoms. Dreamt about it last night and still think it's funny. 3:04 PM Nov 10th from web |
Uhm. My dad just found my vibrator. Did it just get really weird in here? 2:36 PM Oct 11th from web |
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