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I'm really bad at social networking sites, because I sign up then never actually network. Have massive unread inboxes on all of them. |
Look, I consider myself a pretty nice guy. And, honestly, if I get Diablo 3 early, I'll simply think to myself: "HA HA HA HA HA HA BITCHES!" |
@rhussmann I have no idea which tweet you are referring to. Breakfast? Junk? Vests? |
@publicfarley Ok, if you think someone cooking breakfast is TMI, you need to, you know, go experience life a little more. |
@isserley @jessieshmessie Also, it's my house, she pays no rent, and I buy all the food and pay all the bills. So, breakfast is a deal. |
@fabrini Wow, you look just like that girl from Smallville! That's AMAZING! |
Pretty much all the men's clothes in Club Monaco make me whisper to myself, "I'm Chuck Bass." |
Big ups to Gossip Girl for bringing vests back to men's style. |
@danielpunkass EXACTLY! I trim my follow list every couple days so I can read every tweet. Kind of sad -- wish I could throttle individuals. |
@hotdogsladies -- http://lifehacker.com/5103464/ -- but where the hell is AppleTV? I love mine. Or Front Row? I call bullshit. |
@jkbc I feel like you don't understand what "accuse" means. You don't investigate someone UNLESS he's accused of something. |
@jessieshmessie God I love when you talk dirty to me. |
@isserley @jessieshmessie PREFERS the term "hoochie mama." |
@jkbc Right. WHOSE job is it to file charges? Congress. WHY hasn't this happened? There is motive, method, a TON of evidence. |
@gruber Great thing about being guys is we take it as a compliment when someone says, "You know, your wife is way more awesome than you." |
@danielpunkass Naming is easy: Add words until it makes sense. No cost any more. 'mediumWhichWasSelectedButIsNotAnyMore?' SURE! |
@isserley Well, when I get a mistress, I hope she'll have the same lenient policy. Related: Position available - mistress. Flexible hours. |
@jkbc "Saying" is the same as "accusing" in my book. Also, there's a ton of other evidence. SOMEONE did it. Why aren't we investigating it? |
@jkbc The point is, he's been accused of treason. That's the crime. That he apparently did. I can't know the TRUTH because there's no trial. |
Old people's junk: "It's scary!" |
