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Fulfilled my jury duty requirements. The prosecutor looked like the short fat Bob from Office Space. 10:04 AM Dec 8th from Tweetr |
I had a dream that I woke up and found out I had a PageRank of 6. I was so happy. 10:01 AM Dec 8th from Tweetr |
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I'm honestly having trouble keeping track of which Harry Potter movies I've already seen. 8:28 AM Nov 26th from Tweetr |
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Direct.. quote from the Associated Press: "[Ted Stevens is a] crotchety octogenarian built like a birch sapling." 7:13 PM Nov 18th from Tweetr |
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