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A lot of people are comparing Frost/Nixon to The Karate Kid, so I guess that makes me Kevin Bacon...Not Cool. Not Cool at All. |
I LOVE BROOKSTONE! |
I wish Barack Obama would name me the secretary of Karate! |
Just hanging with my good friend Terry Silver laughing about that old kook Migayi |
I'm going to make Mince Meat of Jimmy Fallon's Twitter! |
Today's Assignment: Get a group of your friends and chase someone on a bicycle off the road, just for fun. |
I broke a kid's trophy last night and felt great about it! |
Today I'm going to make my knuckles bleed, what are you going to do? |
How do I find my Christmas tree? I punch it as hard as I can in the trunk, the one that remains standing comes home with me. End of story. |
I love casual Fridays because it means I get to wear my Kickass Black Gee to work, oh wait, I wear that everyday. HI-YA! |
Just Remember Second place is no place! When you get 2nd place, you're off the team of life! |
Today's assignment I want you all to take somebody out of commission, I don't care if you'll be disqualified, just take them out. |
I should have killed Johnny Lawrence when I had a chance. Damn you Mr. Miyagi for taking away that opportunity. |
I knew the Karate Kid, I was friends with the Karate Kid, and Britney Spears you are no Karate Kid |
A man confronts you in the street he is your enemy. An enemy deserves no mercy. |
When I was in Vietnam there were no Weekends. Just 2 days more for killing. |
I hope you all had fun yesterday eating but remember the All Valley Tournament is coming up. You need to get in shape! |
I give thanks to Karate Superstar MIKE BARNES! |
This Thanksgiving, I want you all to STRIKE FIRST, STRIKE HARD and HAVE NO MERCY on your Turkey. |
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