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Have had the laziest morning so far. Hoping to continue this streak well into the afternoon, and possibly also the evening.
@andrewhyde UM, yes. I do. Let me figure out how to make a mid-winter trip to NYC sound logical, but hell, I'm creative. Can find a way!
@monstro Marina Middle School (Fillmore & Chestnut) has plenty of mistletoe. I've got a few swags myself. ;)
Continuing on tonight's paranormal theme, there are days that I think I may ACTUALLY be psychic. Then I remember it's my uncanny intuition.
http://twitpic.com/q9cj - All I want for Christmas...(is at The Perish Trust on Divisidero...hint hint)
Swear to God, my plate at dinner (on a flat surface) just moved ON ITS OWN 1/2 way across the table. Telekinesis? Ghost plate? SO FREAKY.
Waking to grab dinner with one of my favorite ladies, then sequestering ourselves to make Xmas cards. What an exciting life I lead!
You know you're multi-tasking too much when you text your dogwalker that you "need a walk for Kevin tomorrow". @kevinrose, time to go out!
Brilliant solution to my 'ducking' iPhone annoyance: http://tinyurl.com/5mwq4u - can't wait to call "Fuck Fucking" tonight!
Dear Boys, you DO need 2 sets of sheets GOOD ONES. You also need a duvet cover. WHY AM I EVEN HAVING TO HAVE THIS CONVERSATION!? Love, Aubs
Last night's Yelp party was a blast, as was our pre-dinner & post-karaoke. Now craving an Egg McMuffin & hashbrown. Related somehow?!
Engaged in an epic discussion on who lays pipe: men or women. And the men are arguing that it's the women. RIDICULOUS.
Overheard: Her:"There should be a constant camera on us ALL DAY!" Me: "Yeah, it's like the PuppyCam, with much less humping. Hm, actually.."
Excited about tonight's Yelp party. Thinking about last year's, and seriously blown away by how much can change in a year. (For the better!)
One of my best friends made me cry at dinner. Then rubbed my eyes after touching hot chilies. Calling today a wash; tomorrow MUST be better.
Can't BELIEVE that the 11/17 episode of Chuck has "Keep Yourself Warm" by Frightened Rabbit in it. And they changed 'fucking' to 'loving'-HA
Alas, didn't get chosen for jury duty, and avoided a crisis of conscience while there. Now, off to a Thai dinner w/@cubedweller & @kevinrose
The judge just told us we are not allowed to create a blog about the trial. The geezers in the room laughed. I twittered it our.
Maybe live Twittering my jury duty will be reason enough to dismiss me. Or else this case of severe Tourette's that I'm about to acquire.
Oh fabulous. Two full buses just passed me by. I'm due at jury duty in 7 minutes. And it's a 20 minute ride. Can I please start today over?
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