Have had the laziest morning so far. Hoping to continue this streak well into the afternoon, and possibly also the evening. 12:05 PM Dec 6th from txt |
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Continuing on tonight's paranormal theme, there are days that I think I may ACTUALLY be psychic. Then I remember it's my uncanny intuition. 10:34 PM Dec 4th from web |
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Swear to God, my plate at dinner (on a flat surface) just moved ON ITS OWN 1/2 way across the table. Telekinesis? Ghost plate? SO FREAKY. 7:40 PM Dec 4th from twitterrific |
Waking to grab dinner with one of my favorite ladies, then sequestering ourselves to make Xmas cards. What an exciting life I lead! 7:11 PM Dec 4th from txt |
You know you're multi-tasking too much when you text your dogwalker that you "need a walk for Kevin tomorrow". @kevinrose, time to go out! 5:20 PM Dec 4th from web |
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Dear Boys, you DO need 2 sets of sheets GOOD ONES. You also need a duvet cover. WHY AM I EVEN HAVING TO HAVE THIS CONVERSATION!? Love, Aubs 12:08 PM Dec 4th from web |
Last night's Yelp party was a blast, as was our pre-dinner & post-karaoke. Now craving an Egg McMuffin & hashbrown. Related somehow?! 8:16 AM Dec 4th from twitterrific |
Engaged in an epic discussion on who lays pipe: men or women. And the men are arguing that it's the women. RIDICULOUS. 9:03 PM Dec 3rd from txt |
Overheard: Her:"There should be a constant camera on us ALL DAY!" Me: "Yeah, it's like the PuppyCam, with much less humping. Hm, actually.." 4:54 PM Dec 3rd from web |
Excited about tonight's Yelp party. Thinking about last year's, and seriously blown away by how much can change in a year. (For the better!) 4:42 PM Dec 3rd from web |
One of my best friends made me cry at dinner. Then rubbed my eyes after touching hot chilies. Calling today a wash; tomorrow MUST be better. 8:32 PM Dec 2nd from web |
Can't BELIEVE that the 11/17 episode of Chuck has "Keep Yourself Warm" by Frightened Rabbit in it. And they changed 'fucking' to 'loving'-HA 5:45 PM Dec 2nd from web |
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The judge just told us we are not allowed to create a blog about the trial. The geezers in the room laughed. I twittered it our. 11:10 AM Dec 2nd from txt |
Maybe live Twittering my jury duty will be reason enough to dismiss me. Or else this case of severe Tourette's that I'm about to acquire. 9:45 AM Dec 2nd from TwitterFon |
Oh fabulous. Two full buses just passed me by. I'm due at jury duty in 7 minutes. And it's a 20 minute ride. Can I please start today over? 8:38 AM Dec 2nd from TwitterFon |