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 | bcompton If you're in His and Hers bathtubs on the beach, everyone is going to know that you have erectile disfunction. You're like the mascot of ED. 5:47 PM Oct 29th from web |
 | MissRFTC Sometimes I scan the conference room table & think, if the world ends, & we are all that is left, could I stomach sex w/any of you idiots? 12:07 PM Aug 1st from web |
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 | hotdogsladies Y'know those idiot teenagers who show up late on Halloween with no costume demanding free candy? Yeah. That's pretty much the internet now. 8:00 AM Jul 18th from web |
 | Aubs Dear Frightened Rabbit - That whole "Backwards Walk" that I'm working on doesn't seem to be sticking. Pls call in the Douchebag SWAT team. 12:11 AM Jun 29th from txt |
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| Aubs Really, Frightened Rabbit, are you gonna give it to me like that? Well then, Bless You. Let's elope, all the 5 of us. 12:15 AM Jun 22nd from txt |
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| Aubs Also OH (not by me): "I'm sorry I farted on your birthday. I'm sorry I farted on your birthday before 8-o'clock" 4:52 PM Sep 8th, 2007 from txt |
