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@natala OH NO, NO! I am so sorry. I love that dog.
Seriously, who steals a lame Lean Cuisine?
@Tracy I am at 18% for gmail. Looks like I need to clear out all those pdfs for editing jobs I've done.
@brookbanter are you going to be back in Louisiana over Xmas break?
@sprizee Aww, girl. Thanks for that. P.S. Still finding more rings for Ugly Awards than actual engagement ring candidates.
@natala So glad Cuba's doing better after surgery! If I'd had time to check messages, Idabeen freakin' out earlier. That's scary.
Bumper sticker sighting: YOU'RE THE REASON God invented middle fingers.
@bonnevivante I love your downtown pictures and reports. Lovely Seattle week(end)!
@sprizee How did you end up at LaFarge? A dude on my bowling/kickball teams is a manager there.
Bad I enjoyed C Danes twitter non-love so much? Since Romeo, wished for coach to teach the homewrecker how 2 cry better; always disturbs me.
@reesemcg Aww, happy first birthday to Fenix!
PSA: saw Shopgirl. Horrific adaptation-screenplay of EXCELLENT novella. No excuse, Martin. You wrote both. Can't even fully blame C Danes.
Hour ago, split scavenged Baguette Box sand. w/tibadoh. Hungry already! Eyeing Calrose Rice bag & mulling brown gravy options, hawaii-style.
Officially back in SEA. Thanks for all the good wishes, y'all! Trying to derive a thankyou strategy that doesn't blow out twitter feeds. :)
@sprizee @motomotoyama I've had 5 votes today for "destination." Man, so many options, near and far.
@keaver for a sec, thought you were saying boo to end of Bratz (me: yay!)...then realized you're tryin to scare @mysteryguest's hiccups. ......
Dear Internet, I've had a sooper sekrit since Thxgiving. @tibadoh changed FB status, cat's outta the bag -- ENGAGED! More to come.
@suomynona I will gladly investigate that best sushi place in the world in wailea/maui prince for you. :)
+70F breezy & kinda cute that some waitresses are wearing sweatshirts over the resort uniform.
Headed to dinner in Lahaina. Officially on island time!
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