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clapifyoulikeme I have a zit. My underboob itches. The power is out. But in 30 hours I'll be with my girl, and so none of this matters at all. about 22 hours ago from web

phyllisstein Drinking Game of Life: Every time life is a disappointment, take a drink. When the scotch runs out, seek help. about 22 hours ago from Twinkle

clapifyoulikeme The power is out. You know what that means...RUN AROUND NAKED TIME!!! 12:01 PM Dec 12th from web

sockington I HAVE CALCULATED THAT IF ALL FOLLOWERS SENT ME TUNA I WOULD EXPLODE I am comfortable with this 5:41 PM Dec 11th from web

cleversimon "Have you seen my NuvaRing?" "Um. Did you... have you checked, you know—" "NO." 5:16 PM Dec 11th from web

Moltz What? Peeing a rainbow. Isn't that what being gay is? OMG, THEY DO WHAT?! OK, but now I don't get the bumper stickers. 2:35 PM Dec 11th from Tweetie

atebits Tweetie 1.1 has been approved! 1:46 PM Dec 11th from Tweetie

cleversimon That said, listening to 'Pinkerton' surrounded by Asian high-school girls, I feel a little... wrong. 12:29 PM Dec 11th from twitterrific

jwisser ::carefully places chapter marker in the book of his life:: All right, who let @skies write part of this? :-P 5:40 PM Dec 10th from EventBox

KathleenLD I know that it's raining outside because the Gmail "tree" theme told me so. File under: terminally nerdy 3:26 PM Dec 10th from web

phyllisstein Drinking and gossiping about students with older gay profs. "Sure he's not gay. Except when he's squealing like a pig while guys fuck him." 6:55 PM Dec 9th from twitterrific

tinybuddha "Life is now. There was never a time when your life was not now, nor will there ever be." ~Eckhart Tolle 2:26 PM Dec 9th from twhirl

Moltz I had no idea Twitter was so hard that it needed an army of people to tell us how to do it. Buuuuuut I'm still doing it wrong. 11:10 AM Dec 9th from web

aedison People say sunrises are not as pretty as sunsets. They have never been chased by vampires. 10:56 AM Dec 8th from web

chockenberry @AmyJane My avatar is a window into my feminine side. Too bad she's an ugly bitch. 6:49 PM Dec 7th from twitterrific in reply to AmyJane

phyllisstein It should feel good that my prof thinks my work is "Excellent," but the superfluous exclamation points make it hard to take her seriously. 5:57 AM Dec 7th from web

deadlikeme why does myspace suck so much?? 10:45 PM Dec 6th from web

tj Because "A" I'm your husband & this is what husbands do and "B" I'm right and you know I'm right so STOP ARGUING WITH ME #WHAT_I_DIDNT_SAY 9:47 PM Dec 5th from twitterrific

Oblique_Chirps Instead of changing the thing, change the world around it. 9:05 AM Dec 4th from web

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