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hates the five minutes per day during which the sun shines through the hole in the slats of the venetian blinds STRAIGHT INTO HIS EYES. 10:53 AM Dec 9th from EventBox |
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I will say it ONE MORE TIME: if your comment form accepts anything more than plain text, GIVE ME A PREVIEW BUTTON. 7:42 AM Dec 3rd from twitterrific |
My dad has no accent (Nawlins, Southern, or otherwise), but I just caught him using a double modal (e.g., "might could"). Language is weird. 12:42 PM Nov 27th from twitterrific |
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Quoth the gate attendant: "Please remain in your seats until your row is announced." Adorable! Keep on dreamin', champ. 4:51 PM Nov 26th from twitterrific |
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$15 to put my baggage in a different section of the plane? Let me shove my suitcase up your ass and I'll pay $30. 1:21 PM Nov 26th from twitterrific |
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