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This rum+pineapplejuice+limejuice+maraschinocherrysyrup cocktail I made ain't bad. Just don't know what to call it...Tropical Alien? Hmmm
new blog post: "the deadly risks of just being you" http://tinyurl.com/5nnow4
@7daysandnights That's wot you get. spelling FAIL.
Ended up eating just half that donut. I'm fine just being 50% scared, thankyouverymuch. ¬_¬
is currently listening to: Amy Winehouse - "Back To Black".
I rarely eat junk these days, so I just know this donut will not agree with me later. But it's so damn good. ;_;
@7daysandnights No coffee here but I got blow and meth. Want some, baby?
@Todfilm Downloading ABC's "When Smokey Sings" into my iPhone, a favourite song from them: http://tinyurl.com/5gmw6c ^_^
Mmmm...donut....ggggrrrrpppphhhhlllll..
@eighthree OWW!!! Do that harder next time and I just might like it. @_@
O god, ate too much again. At least it was healthful, Indonesian ground pork style laab w/ veg wrapped in lettuce leaves. *goes to lie down*
@eighthree I heard that restaurants are good. *runs*
An old friend & brief lover in Chicago I lost touch with suddenly emailed me, days before I'm to fly there for holidays. How weird is that?
@Vons. Tempted to grab a pack of Twinkies 'cause their bakery filed for Chapt. 11.
Just spotted out my window a man walk by wearing a monkey hat made entirely of balloons. What I would do to have a beer with him someplace.
@7daysandnights What? But who's submitting to whom?! That damn fruit, ruby red and voluptuously juicy, practically begs me to dive in! o_0
Trying to eat a grapefruit with a spoon, but the damn thing keeps squirting at me....like a certain human organ I'm so intimate with.
I swear I my mom is a smart-ass! Where do you think I got it from besides Dad?
@eighthree : Santa porn? OMG! Can't wait to get some Santa porn from you! Merry XXX-mas indeed!! w00000t!
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