Oprah says she's not looking for a job in the Obama administration, but she'd make a great Bailout Czar. "And YOU get a BILLION!" about 12 hours ago from twitterrific |
With the defeat of William Jefferson, I have renewed faith in my countrymen's ability to toss out convicted, if not indicted, congressmen. about 15 hours ago from twitterrific |
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On second thought, that may have been a little too much concentrated evergreen smell spray on lieu of a Christmas tree. 11:58 AM Dec 6th from Tweetie |
My invite to the Cheney Christmas party must've gotten lost. What am I supposed to do with seven gallons of virgin puppy blood? 1:51 PM Dec 5th from twitterrific |
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Sir, let's start with the bluetooth headset. The purple mock turtleneck, sports coat and Microsoft tote bag just complete the ensemble. 10:07 AM Dec 4th from twitterrific |
A vlingo app that you activate with "Ms. Holloway, take this down" that replied with "Will that be all, Mr. Draper?" would make millions. 7:25 AM Dec 4th from Tweetie |
I'm willing to bet that a 40-powered ODB will have more of a legacy than Kanye drunk on that autotune bullshit. 9:42 PM Dec 3rd from Tweetie |
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I guess WebResurrectThenKillThenResurrectAdInfinitum was too long so they settled on Webmonkey instead. 5:17 PM Dec 3rd from twitterrific |
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Oh, goodie, the end of year lists are here. Where the lazy finally get the audience they deserve. 7:25 AM Dec 2nd from Tweetie |
Who the hell thought headphones that constantly flash a blue light was a good idea? And I get to sit next to the douchebag wearing a pair! 5:42 PM Dec 1st from twitterrific |
Enjoy your time in the grammarian spotlight, "-elect" because you'll be right back with "presumptive nominee" soon enough. 11:06 AM Dec 1st from twitterrific |
I really feel for whoever had to do the end credits for "Synecdoche, New York" 10:24 PM Nov 30th from web |
With the horror movie fog we've got going on in town today, the container ship loaders look particularly AT-ATish 3:50 PM Nov 30th from web |
The first shower is when you discover that your nipples have been rubbed raw 11:06 AM Nov 30th from web |
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