This season, give her the gift of a what-what. Diamonds are forever, but amirite is righteous. about 2 hours ago from web |
If forced to choose between _Nurse Afloat_ and _Sea Nurse_, I encourage you to choose _Sea Nurse_. about 2 hours ago from web |
OMG: "Make your holiday wishes come true with McDonald's®. Enter the McNuggets® of Riches Holiday Sweepstakes." about 10 hours ago from web |
I thought I could get away with quickly taking off a small-necked sweater while wearing my glasses. Yep. Giant vertical welt on my forehead. about 12 hours ago from web |
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I enjoy the quavery-singer periods between killing sprees in Fallout *almost* as much as I enjoyed the ones in Bioshock. 5:19 AM yesterday from web |
There are terrifying, life-sized Santas playing saxophones all over Shanghai. 1:00 AM yesterday from web |
Drumming up business with a girlier pic. And a furrier pic. Do you like girls? And ironi-furries? My husband does. Get off me. 5:19 PM Dec 6th from web |
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I'm pretty much just killing time between one cat staring contest and the next. 6:46 AM Dec 6th from web |
The dance move that never grows old: the what's that? my pelvis is thrusting? what's going on? do you see this? 4:55 AM Dec 6th from web |
To an under-performing Flickr, I say, "C'mon, Flicks, what's up?"
To an under-performing Twitter, I say, "Fucking whale..." 4:43 AM Dec 6th from web |
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Laughing hysterically (again) at a novelty item called "3 piece chicken dinner," which consists of 3 kernels of corn in a small wooden box. 6:47 AM Dec 3rd from web |
Selected almonds? Okay. Chosen pistachios? That's a little over-the-top, isn't it? 11:44 PM Dec 2nd from web |
"Animaney, totally insaney / Come back, Shaney / Animaney-acks! (Those are the facts.)" 6:21 AM Dec 2nd from web |
Wishing that I could go back in time and not watch that Charlie Rose interview of Ian McShane. Come back, Swearengen, come back! 6:18 AM Dec 2nd from web |