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BREAKING NEWS: 130,000 inflatable boobs missing at sea http://tinyurl.com/6nsmox
World's first testicle cookbook. Gourmands, rejoice! http://tinyurl.com/54xsvl
10 types of Twitter friends to unfollow http://tinyurl.com/5proac
The Onion: 12-Year-Old Boy Scouts Offer To Give Breast Exams http://tinyurl.com/3j63zk
God bless the man who reviewed, episode by episode, Judge Judy's newest Best-of DVD: http://tinyurl.com/54teqp
Anyone see Rick Astley Rickroll the Macy's Thanksgiving parade? http://chicagotribune.com/h... (thanks @JamesJanega)
It seems as if Tom Skilling is wearing Dolce & Gabbana glasses. That's hot.
Best and funniest thing our humble newspaper has done this year. http://tinyurl.com/56xrsp
From my London colleague @mikewhills comes this http://tinyurl.com/56j49g Subtitling Hitler saying funny stuff is the online rage of the day
McRib count: 18
Hannity & Colmes splits up. http://tinyurl.com/6r4dct Who will be Hannity's new partner? 1) Judas 2) Kucinich's hot wife 3) a sack of flour
Anyone else besides me disturbed that Ms. Piggy is hawking Pizza Hut's pepperoni and sausage pizza? http://tinyurl.com/6eachx
Bruce Lee playing ping pong with nunchucks. Awesome. http://chicagotribune.com/h...
@itsjenjen Note the restraint in gratuitious puns. You're welcome.
Guess what I'm serving at Thanksgiving: http://tinyurl.com/5pruc8
EU is the most corrupt organization in .... hahaha just kidding
@stevebaron Love livenewscameras.com. Everyone should check it out. Tell me, everytime Tera Williams walks by, does it smell like roses?
News writers need to stop saying Twilight "took a bite" out of the box office this weekend.
The year's worst erotic fiction includes: "...grew and grew until it touched the most distant star in the galaxy." http://tinyurl.com/5dco8d
Riveted by VH1 The Pickup Artist. Seeking alternate titles for spinoff: 1) Douchebag Academy 2) CSI: Women 3) Zero and a Half Men