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@sukatra The person you saw devoured by a modern dinosaur was my stand-in. He was a good man, albeit a wuss, and he will be missed. |
@sarahplumitallo That hurts, but I appreciate that you don't mince words. I'll put in a good word for you in Atlanta. |
I passed by Dobbs as he was exiting the restroom today and with a hearty chuckle he said: "So THAT'S why they named it the Volcano Taco!" |
You probably won't believe this: Wolf shaves twice a day. I know; I just blew your minds. |
Retweeting @yodaspimpcane: "larry king is olddddddd" Well said, young man. Well said. |
@RJToronto They both have the same pungent odor too, though it pales in comparison to the sphere of stench that surrounds Larry. |
@RJToronto Dobbsie would win - no doubt. His short reach is offset by his short stature, and he's deceptively quick. |
@kemmeyer Hiya to you, too. |
No, Dina; bad karma is letting your 14-year-old daughter dress like a hooker. http://tinyurl.com/6b5kd3 |
Some excellent news today regarding strong numbers of Western lowland gorillas. http://tinyurl.com/642do9 |
We're receiving word that today's earthquake actually resulted from a collision between Larry King and Michael J Fox |
At the annual CNN Bratwurst Eating Challenge, Wolf said he hadn't seen so much sausage since he walked in on James Carville in a restroom |
In regards to Jesse Jackson: we've all had embarrassing moments on live TV. Larry has them on a nightly basis. |
@AngelaKeen I apologize for my typo and bad punctuation from the previous tweet. |
@AngelaKeen If my photog so much as opened his mouth to breath I would have him fired immediately. You don't see me holding a camera do you? |
@spiffie Who needs followup questions when the initial questions are perfect? You're not the boss of me! |
@spiffie I'm highly offended that you've included me in that company. Take it back. |
Greta is just upset that I get more chicks than she does. Let's be honest; we all know that's what's really shriveling her wiener. |
Dear Greta and FNC, keep wasting your time worrying about ratings. I'll continue to report on _genuine_ issues that audiences care about. |
