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| steelopus What kind of country do we live in where a black man can't even win a dance competition?! What's that? PRESIDENT? Get the fuck out! Really? 8:00 PM Nov 25th from TweetDeck |
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| steelopus Judging by the size of the ingrown hair I just yanked out, I'd say the unborn twin in my neck has finally reached puberty 2:48 PM Nov 19th from web |
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| steelopus I can't figure out if the Roly Door dude has a dump in his pants or if he just walks with _swagger_. Beeline to the bathroom says the former 9:37 AM Nov 7th from twitterrific |
| steelopus In other news... poop and boob are totally the same word, just flipped upside down. Mind::Blown 11:19 AM Nov 6th from web |
| steelopus Squirrels eat berries when they are fresh and bury nuts for the winter because berries can't be buried. 11:14 AM Nov 6th from web |
| steelopus Michael Crichton died? Shit. Now we're NEVER gonna get "Congo Redux: Those Fucking Monkeys Are Back" Retweeted - w/ new & improved grammar! 12:58 PM Nov 5th from web |
| steelopus Michael Crichton died? Shit. Now we're NEVER gonna get "Congo Redux: Those Fucking Monkey's Are Back" 10:05 AM Nov 5th from web |
| steelopus If I'm ever listening to Coldplay on a Dell, I ask you to please find me and pull my head out of my ass. 11:36 AM Nov 3rd from web |
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| steelopus I'm getting sick of reinstalling Leopard on my Mac every time I want to hear that fun post-install song. There has got to be a better way. 9:47 AM Nov 3rd from twitterrific |
| steelopus 60 Minutes just did a story about disabled people controlling electronics using only their thoughts. Suck on THAT, Stephen Hawking. 4:58 PM Nov 2nd from web |
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 | ylnt Fun Bunch Poll: Star me if you'd contribute to a YLNT wiki for Illuminations, videos, theories, HOWTOs, exegeses, references etc. Who's in? 2:25 PM May 30th from web |
 | lonelysandwich LazyWeb: I need someone to blitz a wolf in the Los Angeles area. Can anyone recommend a good wolf blitzer? 6:40 PM May 9th from web |
