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I was going to say something tonight, but Hillary has my balls in her hands and won't give them back.....so forget it! |
NY Gov gets caught with a Hooker. At least it's a 5000k/hour quality hooker and not those FREE ones that keep a blue dress.I'm still pissed! |
If I was President......
http://tinyurl.com/yns26h |
Haven't been able to Twitter since Hillary started loosing to Obama....she works me day & night. DAMN IT WOMAN, YOU ARE SINKING!!!!!! |
MSNBC is talking trash about my daughter, oh nooo you didn't......Don't make me get all ghetto and slap yall biyatches! |
This was the best Super bowl! Glad I ditched Hillary and hooked up with the Victoria's Secret Model you saw in the last commercial. HOT!!! |
Hillary is upset with me again...all I did last night was yell out "WHO'S YOUR DADDY!" ...it seems I can never catch a break w/ that woman. |
Finally Hillary wins in N.H. I thought I was going to be out another $1000 if she lost! |
Oh Hillary, 3rd place in IOWA sucks! What happened to all the "GIRL" power you keep on telling me about! |
This year for X-mas, I sent G.W. all the "W's" we stole from the W.H. keyboards when he took office! Merry X-mas to all, even you W!!! |
Oh Hillary....I told you not to bring up Obama's COKE habit! Now everyone is asking the question..."Did Bill really inhale after all?" |
Sorry Hillary, people should see this video... Chuck Norris is THE MAN! Don't be mad, I sorta still love ya! http://tinyurl.com/2xga9x |
HAPPY TURKEY DAY EVERYBODY!!! Enjoy it this year OBAMA because next year at this time all your going to get is the WISHBONE!!! |
I hate having to defend Hillary, but she is making me do it....so here it goes. C'mon guys, stop picking on Hillary, she's a girl! |
Just installed Leopard, iChat is great, I can be with some "HONEY" in Tijuana and put my office as the back ground...she will never know! |
AL "FEVER" GORE...you can't even win a Nobel Peace Prize w/o sharing it w/ the U.N. Panel. You should thank me for letting you be the VP! |
Met Shakira this week, asked for a LAPDANCE, she got mad at me, said she isn't that kind of girl, if you shake your butt like that, YES U R! |
O.J. you idiot! You got yourself arrested again. There is no way I can help you this time. My only advice to you is "DON'T DROP THE SOAP!!!" |
If Bob Dole can do it, why can't I be a spokesman for VIAGRA. I don't even go to the Dr. after a 4 hour erection...so enjoy me ladies! |
I'm going to BUNNY RANCH in NV; w/ my Clark Kent glasses, no one should know its me...it has been such a long time...LADIES, HERE I COME!!! |
