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@tkpleslie Yes. I'm real, and I'm _spectacular_.
Dobbs just took a bite out of Wolf's leg after finishing off what remained of Heidi Collins! He's warming up for tomorrow! SEND TRANQUILIZER
Ah, the memories. My first ever tweet: http://twitter.com/anderson...
Thanks for tuning in to ExtremeMakeover: SpaceStationEdition! Joining our astronauts are 9 employees from Lowes & the cast of TradingSpaces!
OH @loudobbs: "I'm into progressive porn. Prog-porn."
I was planning to dress up as Larry today, but the Walgreens I stopped at on the way home last night was out of Depends and Eau de Poo.
I'm really sick of sitting in the studio talking about this stupid election. Isn't it about time someone in California starts a forest fire?
@TDubb Psssh. It takes one to know one.
@tvbarn Just as an FYI: Twitter didn't slap that on my background, I did. Thanks for being a fan. Larry will be gone soon. #neverforget
@bradpeebler I believe the word I used was "GREAT."
Did you know that up to 75% of what we perceive as taste actually stems from what we smell? #themoreyouknow
Crossed paths with Stephen Colbert in Rochester, NY yesterday. Of all the compliments I could give, I think the best is that he smells GREAT
Let me be honest with all of you; I was turned on when I saw Erica dressed like me last night. http://tinyurl.com/ac360
More of the same from Larry during a conf. call this morning: "Blah blah blah. You need to install hand rails in the bathroom stalls! Wah!"
I triple dog dare this "@andersoncooper" fellow to actually post a tweet that doesn't contain a URL. If you want real news, you come to me.
Palin must be doing well - I just caught Wolf playing pocket pool under the desk. #current
@sukatra The person you saw devoured by a modern dinosaur was my stand-in. He was a good man, albeit a wuss, and he will be missed.
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