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(and in case that last post was unclear: I'm thrilled there's now an "official" Shatner account. I'll continue posting satirical stuff here)
Hey all! I've happily relenquished my account to (i.e. "been ousted by") the "real" William Shatner! He (or his rep) is here:@WilliamShatner
Don't think I'm unaware of the impact of California's gay marriage laws on your precious slash fiction. Nimoy and I are close. That's all.
"William Shatner doesn't own an iPod, because he would just talk it into self-destructing." - @weirdsmobile
"William Shatner isn't bald, he's too sexy for his hair." - @weirdsmobile
"WilliamShatner doesn't overact; it's the rest of the world that's phoning it in." - @weirdsmobile
"William Shatner knows singing to music is just a fad." - @ChuckChuck
"Shatner doesn't have an oversized ego. He has a bigger identity than yours."
I demand my own Chuck Norris meme, e.g. "You don't impersonate Shatner, you just expose the Shatner inside of us all."
... but you know, I'm not the jerk they say I am. In fact, I'm a completely different kind.
That look on your face as you realize "It's William Shatner!!"? That's how I picture all humanity, now. Thanks. On the bright side: oysters.
Belated thanks to all for the birthday wishes. Belated thanks to me for being utterly stupendous.
The difference between Will Smith and myself is I AM Legend.
Happy Halloween, all! Once you've travelled through time -- fictionally or otherwise -- you inhabit the holidays via whim, not via calendar.
See, the trouble here is that the basic unitary increments of my life are far, far bigger than 140 characters can convey.
Movie idea. "Being William Shatner": I fall down a hole into my own brainworld inhabited by Me's of every age since birth. We all make out.
No, really. You're the very first person to say "Beam me up Scotty" to me. A brilliantly original Bill/Kirk juxtaposition. Bravo.
OK. I get lolcats now. They're kind of funny. But also: What is the matter with you people?
Darth Vader's got nothing on me. I can intimidate the hell out of the people AND still get invited to cocktail parties.
Khhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannn!!!!! There. I said it. Happy?
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