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(and in case that last post was unclear: I'm thrilled there's now an "official" Shatner account. I'll continue posting satirical stuff here) |
Hey all! I've happily relenquished my account to (i.e. "been ousted by") the "real" William Shatner! He (or his rep) is here:@WilliamShatner |
Don't think I'm unaware of the impact of California's gay marriage laws on your precious slash fiction. Nimoy and I are close. That's all. |
"William Shatner doesn't own an iPod, because he would just talk it into self-destructing." - @weirdsmobile |
"William Shatner isn't bald, he's too sexy for his hair." - @weirdsmobile |
"WilliamShatner doesn't overact; it's the rest of the world that's phoning it in." - @weirdsmobile |
"William Shatner knows singing to music is just a fad." - @ChuckChuck |
"Shatner doesn't have an oversized ego. He has a bigger identity than yours." |
I demand my own Chuck Norris meme, e.g. "You don't impersonate Shatner, you just expose the Shatner inside of us all." |
... but you know, I'm not the jerk they say I am. In fact, I'm a completely different kind. |
That look on your face as you realize "It's William Shatner!!"? That's how I picture all humanity, now. Thanks. On the bright side: oysters. |
Belated thanks to all for the birthday wishes. Belated thanks to me for being utterly stupendous. |
The difference between Will Smith and myself is I AM Legend. |
Happy Halloween, all! Once you've travelled through time -- fictionally or otherwise -- you inhabit the holidays via whim, not via calendar. |
See, the trouble here is that the basic unitary increments of my life are far, far bigger than 140 characters can convey. |
Movie idea. "Being William Shatner": I fall down a hole into my own brainworld inhabited by Me's of every age since birth. We all make out. |
No, really. You're the very first person to say "Beam me up Scotty" to me. A brilliantly original Bill/Kirk juxtaposition. Bravo. |
OK. I get lolcats now. They're kind of funny. But also: What is the matter with you people? |
Darth Vader's got nothing on me. I can intimidate the hell out of the people AND still get invited to cocktail parties. |
Khhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannn!!!!! There. I said it. Happy? |
