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Please go buy my multitool....you never know when an emergency comes your way. http://tinyurl.com/3yzg7d |
OPPS I took the iPhone apart and now I can't put it together...hmm I know, CRAZY GLUE all inside and the ATT store won't know what happened |
Darn it CHINA.....you keep on sending me these cheap swiss army knifes! If you don't up the quality soon I will stop shopping at WAL-MART!! |
I want to blow something up! It's a boring weekend. Give me some hair spray and a lighter!!!! |
I was asked to make another super bowl commercial....I told them only if I can put super glue on my hands and grab Janet Jackson's breasts! |
I did not need a talking car to get the job done....yeah you Michael Knight! Stop talking to you car....there is a midget inside of it! |
Don't leave your future in the hands of a man who doesn't know how to use a swiss army knife in the correct fashion...
VOTE 4 ME in 2008 |
I understand the needs of the average American...tax breaks, toilet paper and a free swiss army knife for every child at birth!!! |
All I need is a match and a bowl of chili beans to eat and I'll show you how I can turn by body into a HUMAN BLOW TORCH!!! |
I can take springs from a bedframe to make a "slingshot" which I can use to smash through the door and take out the guards behind it. |
I can creates a thick fog out of ship hull cleaner and ammonia. If I sound a little funny after this, it's because the fumes got me HIGH! |
OK I will only tell you once. My first name is ANGUS. Yes, yes I know, ANGUS MACGYVER...don't blame me, blame my parents. Just call me MAC |
I'm so much better than the A-Team. Every time they shoot guns, they never hit anyone. I can make a rocket laucher w/ WD40 & toilet plunger |
WD40...check, Duct Tape...check, Paper Clips....check... darn it....who took my SWISS ARMY KNIFE!!! |
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