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Please go buy my multitool....you never know when an emergency comes your way. http://tinyurl.com/3yzg7d
OPPS I took the iPhone apart and now I can't put it together...hmm I know, CRAZY GLUE all inside and the ATT store won't know what happened
Darn it CHINA.....you keep on sending me these cheap swiss army knifes! If you don't up the quality soon I will stop shopping at WAL-MART!!
I want to blow something up! It's a boring weekend. Give me some hair spray and a lighter!!!!
I was asked to make another super bowl commercial....I told them only if I can put super glue on my hands and grab Janet Jackson's breasts!
I did not need a talking car to get the job done....yeah you Michael Knight! Stop talking to you car....there is a midget inside of it!
Don't leave your future in the hands of a man who doesn't know how to use a swiss army knife in the correct fashion... VOTE 4 ME in 2008
I understand the needs of the average American...tax breaks, toilet paper and a free swiss army knife for every child at birth!!!
All I need is a match and a bowl of chili beans to eat and I'll show you how I can turn by body into a HUMAN BLOW TORCH!!!
I can take springs from a bedframe to make a "slingshot" which I can use to smash through the door and take out the guards behind it.
I can creates a thick fog out of ship hull cleaner and ammonia. If I sound a little funny after this, it's because the fumes got me HIGH!
OK I will only tell you once. My first name is ANGUS. Yes, yes I know, ANGUS MACGYVER...don't blame me, blame my parents. Just call me MAC
I'm so much better than the A-Team. Every time they shoot guns, they never hit anyone. I can make a rocket laucher w/ WD40 & toilet plunger
WD40...check, Duct Tape...check, Paper Clips....check... darn it....who took my SWISS ARMY KNIFE!!!
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