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I've just had my 2nd Vodka Martini and now I'm thinking about switching to Bourbon. This might be a long night. |
I'm about to enter a very chic Manhattan bar and indulge in what is known far and wide as Happy Hour. I love a good vodka martini. |
I definitely like Michelle Obama with her longer hairstyle. She didn't appeal to me with short hair. Shoulder length looks better on her. |
Did I mention that I don't like to watch TENNIS on television? I also don't like to watch baseball on television. Give me football any day! |
I don't understand people who love to watch TENNIS on television. It's so boring! I would much prefer to watch an interesting game of golf. |
I think McCain's VP (Ms. Palin) is far too young and inexperienced for the job of VP and certainly for the job of President of the U.S.A. |
My #1 boyfriend (I have 2 of them) just suggested putting an ad on craigslist for a couple who might like to join us for an evening of |
I'm sitting around wondering why men have such short attention spans. I guess it's time to visit my local sex toy shop. Vibrators anyone? |
I think one of my boyfriends is cheating on me. I think I'll hire a private detective. |
Next, I'm going to try a night at the gay/lesbian night club. I might find my own Samantha Ronson. Who can tell? |
I had a great time at the swingers club. It was big and full of couples. I went with my handsome boyfriend instead of my boring boyfriend. |
My very handsome boyfriend is a total jerk. My less than handsome boyfriend is boring. It might be time to switch teams. |
I'm about to go to central park with my online date. His name begins with a B. He wants to be discreet. |
I'm currently in a fake relationship with a man who couldn't be faithful if I paid him too. I need to find a date. Right away. |
How long should it take me to master Ruby on Rails? I wish I could just have those skills programmed into my brain. Remember The Matrix? |
@brecochran congrats on getting the J.O.B. of your choice. Nice |
I'm taking a supersized dose of Vitamin C. I wish something else in my life could be supersized. Here's to hoping and praying and begging. |
I'm eating more junk food. I wish I could just live on sex alone. |
I'm currently dating a nerdy academic, a handsome giggalo, an insensitive womanizer and a habitual liar. Maybe I should try match.com. |
Vodka, Gin, Rum or Tequila? That is the question. |
