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Dreaming about pants.
Is there any way I can search for other friends?
How does the rest of this thing work?
Why does it feel like the only ones up in New York right now are me and every cat in the tri-state area?
Adam did ok...just ok. God bless him for stepping in like that though.
To all the lawyers looking on, no I am not the real Dave, just a realistic reinterpretation.
UAhhhhh. I feel like Al right about now. Off to bed.
My assistant got this working for me. Passes the time while I'm in bed. This flu hit me worse than fries hit Al Roker.
My god it works. By golly.
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