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I'm one of those people who find cold weather exhilarating. I'll understand if you randomly punch me on the street.
@ginatrapani The best thing I saw recently on DVD was Songs from the Second Floor, which gets more hilarious with every dismal moment
@BeaucoupKevin Someone in my brunch group had a problem with her left eyelid that I tried not to stare at. It's officially a pandemic.
Patience pays off and I finally get the glass desk- but seriously if you're charging $6 for internet, your tables shouldn't wobble.
Doing the dance of seat upgrades at Ozzie's. They may think they're cute, but those grade school chairs with the little desks are useless.
Watching "It Conquered the World" in mourning for Beverly Garland. http://tinyurl.com/54stxl
@Ashland You're just jealous @THE_REAL_SHAQ likes me more than you.
Foggy headed enough from last night to be leaving words out of my tweets.
Can anyone recommend good movers in New York?
Procrastinating iVolume from the MacUpdate Bundle
Procrastinating with iVolume from the MacUpdate bundle.
@BeaucoupKevin Good general rule- never tell any woman (or anyone) that she's like Angela from the office.
After 7 days travelling and 8 airports, am finally, well, finally behind 100 people in line for taxis at Laguardia
"The Crucible got boring when I found out there weren't real witches in it."
Delayed at the gate by a woman insisting she has a ticket for 24C despite the fact that there are only 22 rows on the plane.
Left "On Beauty" on connecting flight, stuck with skymall catalog, which now features two marshmellow guns.
Snorts and giggles are the raisins in my oatmeal
Low level fuzzy headache is bothering me much more than a raging hangover would.
To my surprise, Terminator: The Sarah Conner Chronicles is getting really interesting. even though the nominal leads are still a drag.
Seven Men from Now from Netflix- Only Lee Marvin can make a green neckerchief bad-ass.
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