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Two of my tweeps just got tickets within 10 minutes of each other. Looks like I'll be obeying the speed limit tonight. about 13 hours ago from twitterrific |
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The reason I like Nick Cage is because he's in actual good movies every now and then. 'Knowing' looks like one of the good ones. about 19 hours ago from twitterrific |
Apparently it's nearly impossible to get to Lafayette from MacArthur BART in 7 minutes. And by "impossible" I mean illegal. about 20 hours ago from twitterrific |
One would think that waking up at 7:30 would mean one could be to work before 10. One would be mistaken. about 20 hours ago from txt |
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Convenience is: sending your mom to a store to pick out her present, purchasing it over the phone, and having her pick it up. 1:13 PM Dec 9th from twitterrific |
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Oh look, it's that time of day where my ticket and commit messages go all retarded. I'm sure three hours of sleep isn't why. No way, no how. 4:29 PM Dec 8th from twitterrific |
I love sleeping until 5 o'clock, and with my new DVD so can you! Unlock the secrets of being a lazy sack of shit — call now! 5:06 PM Dec 7th from twitterrific |
What is my penchant for finding bad movies hilarious late at night? Currently losing my shit to 'Get Smart', and I don't even like Carell. 4:55 AM Dec 7th from twitterrific |
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