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Isaac Z. Schlueter
izs If I ever meet pg, I'll be able to introduce myself as "that guy who emails you about your spelling mistakes."
Agent Smith
doomdoomdoom "Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it."
Jeremiah Lee Cohick
jeremiahlee "Clean coal" is the same as dirty coal, only its CO2 emissions are stored underground. It's equivalent to farting under the covers.
brian rountree
pixelarchitect jackknifed semi on the 5 spilled hunting supplies all over. . . looked like a mallard duck holocaust with cars running over decoys
Greg Knauss
gknauss I fully support the War on Christmas. That encroaching bastard needs to be beaten back to mid-December.
Laurie
seldo Few phrases are as sure an indication of imminent failure as the phrase "a new web technology from Microsoft".
Tom Coates
plasticbagUK Of course it would be completely inappropriate of me to talk about my fascination with paralepsis
hotdogsladies
hotdogsladies Webster's defines "dictionary" as "the place lazy writers find shitty ledes."
hotdogsladies
hotdogsladies "Albacore!" "Salomé!" "Fuselage!" "Palindrome!" "Alopecia!" "Bruschetta Marie!" ( ♥ hearing Marin moms yell for their kids )
Ernie Hsiung
ErnieAtLYD The hip-hop instructor at the Potrero 24-Hr Fitness was pretty terrible. My obese Chinese ass can chest-pop better than him.
Adam Lisagor
lonelysandwich Tonight in class, El Profesor taught verbs with both "Sí, se puede" and "Yo quiero Taco Bell" and now I'm inspired and hungry.
scottderringer
scottderringer This *is* my costume. I'm a homicidal maniac, they look just like everyone else.
Jeremiah Lee Cohick
Matthew Baldwin
matthewbaldwin I wonder at what point McCain will just pull out of all states and spend his remaining $14 million on Werther's Originals.
No on Prop 8
NoOnProp8 Today, a 9-yr-old girl donated $1.48. She said "My grandfather was gay and I wish he would have been able to get married."
Jeremiah Lee Cohick
jeremiahlee "Palin keeps asking, 'Who is Barack Obama?' Maybe if you picked up a newspaper, you'd know. He's the guy kicking your ass." Bill Maher
andrea
apotheosis Is Joe the Plumber related to Joe Six-Pack? Are they cousins?
Moof
Moof LeoNerd: "Muji is the japanese word for Ikea"
Isaac Z. Schlueter
izs Maverick! TIME TO TAKE SHOTS LEFT ANDE RIGHT!!!!!
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