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@Melisser google "master cleanse" and "yeast infection" aaaand I'm done!
downloading baby mama & heading to rocket dog rescue benefit at doc's clock! Come by, let's make out! I mean, hang out! HANG OUT.
@mshrayber interested?? but maybe not good match with miss cleo??
@mshrayber it has to do w/ his landlord being totally insane and springing this on him at lease signing even tho he's been there for 2 mo!!
Anyone want to permanently or temporarily home an adorable bunny? Only the best applicants considered, he is really super cute & awesome!
@oldgold happy belated bday, abg!
@saccasacca happy birthday! That Adrienne is the best! You two should move to SF to celebrate your birthday!!
I love the PB&J campaign http://www.pbjcampaign.org/ AND NOT ONLY BECAUSE PB&J'S ARE THE MOST DELICIOUS! I will eat one right now.
@biz @livia sheese is OKAY but you gotta try TEESE! it melts and you can get it at rainbow! http://www.teesecheese.com/
@mariadiaz lady gaga nominated for a Grammy!!
looking at the papers for @meganallison's dutch relative's rescued sled husky named polar splendor explore tara! now THAT is a name.
On hold w/ motherfucking AT&T and watching Bottle Rocket while I wait. Dignan is the only thing that's keeping me alive!
Downloading Radio Lab podcasts onto my iPhone. It's my new thing! Next up, detective stories!
In other news, I hate everything I own. Does anyone want to take a trip to the dump?
Just checked my phone log, I've been on with AT&T for 3 1/2 hours today. This is what finally breaks me, isn't it?
@sugarbeatsweets I will be there! My cupcake will not wait in vain!
@whatelse DAMMIT! I just saw the role models tweet!
I WANT VEGAN WAFFLES!!!!
Drinking peach lambic & watching Thomas Crowne (1968. Steve McQueen. Dreamboat.) w/ @mumblingmynah at my parent's house before vegan feast!
@melisser now you and @meaverly have famous animals! I gotta get on it!!!
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