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Oh damn, I forgot about that. And here I thought it was going to be a productive day.
Thinking about how I want to spend my most precious resource, my time.
@meangrape There was a homeless dude in LA who begged for change with a kitten. It was an orange tabby that hung out on his shoulders.
@meangrape Some of us are naturals at curmedgeonhood. Not so for @robey. Let each go his own way, even if it involves teletubbies.
Tonight is brought to you by a massive headache and a broken internet connection. Enjoy the show!
Ok, wait. Why exactly do we have a newspaper recycling bin? Has someone in the office started printing out nytimes.com?
Seeing how many lewd letter combinations I can come up with for the election banner that is still hanging in the office.
@jkalucki What? They are /totally/ different. Now excuse me while I go hide under this rock.
Please make the slightest effort to understand what "they" actually think. Watching you mock a straw man is both sad and embarrasing.
Drinking sparkling Martinelli's with my breakfast. It tastes like Christmas and childhood.
The Christian Scientists handing out fliers lack the glow of most evangelics. Do they have less fervor, or are they just hired hands?
@delbius http://twitpic.com/lc11 - Surprisingly enough, that is kind of awesome.
Not unlike a sailors sea legs, after a year of public transportation I've acquired MUNI legs. ...which isn't so sexy now that I read it.
Patience is, very occasionally, worthwhile.
San Francisco is a very visitable town. My friends from all over are always passing through. I live at the water cooler of America.
Today was a lovely day.
I'm not sure why, but "Lift Your Head Up High (And Blow Your Brains Out)" by The Bloodhound Gang always puts me in a cheerful mood.
Excited that @delbius will be in the twoffices today. Hoping our bad Friday night movie isn't toooo bad.
@meangrape is lots of fun when he's high. Super awesome, even.
@delbius Trust me, if you've been driving for long enough, and with the help of sleep dep, that stretch of road gets reeeeal interesting.
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