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"It's been a hard day's night, And I've working like a dog". Ok, sing it over and over for the rest of your days
i got GeorgeW. at the phone. he wants to sell me his soul for a perfect tan..he said it was a hint by a little italian friend. God take'em!
Obama still 7-points ahead...need to retrieve some souls before november 4
mmmh...Mc Cain or Obama.. can i vote for George again?
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on a dogwalk with kerberos..he's a fuckin shitmmakin'machine
looking at my GSD (getting sins done) schedule.
oh, @god is sick, as usual.
nothing :D
trying to buy Yahoo! and change its tagline to "you're in Hell, now!"
pissing over a car in place F23 in SFO airport
holy shit!
a big question on my todo list for today.. making google more evil or helping microsoft buy yahoo!?
doing some cleaning..i found a lot of dust over some buttons: one labeled "nuclear meltdown", another one labeled "spanish flu". oops,sorry
received a post mortem email from @god. he says "now you know what to do": scheduling windows updates.
god is dead. yesterday.
all my stocks are rising..
oh..those scientology scums, someone said that i sended them to earth, bullshit! they just want a place here. sorry folks!
what about an openhell api? unleash all my accolites!
need to finish my slides for a keynote about "stealing souls with a social network"
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