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@betseyblack Nope I am Taiwanese. I haven't had balut yet... I pride myself on trying anything at least once, so it will happen someday
I discovered the chicken truck after following around an old lady who had a large brown paper bag that kept making "bok bok bok" noises
wow the balut/live chicken line at the farmers market is long... and exclusively Asian
@joefletcher Nope I have been on vacation since Thanksgiving, and I'm not going back to work until Jan 7th.
@joefletcher YES THAT IS BECAUSE YOU ARE WHITE. MCDONALDS DOESN'T CARE ABOUT WHITE PEOPLE
@crankyuser So I think what you are saying is YOU GOT SERVED by Wesley Crusher.
I have to say, so far not working feels really really... normal.
McDonald's keeps sending me coupons for free sandwiches, in Chinese. How do they know I am Chinese? And easily swayed by free food?
GUYS I am back and bummed out about having to wear a shirt while driving
1. Volcanic sand: partially magnetic 2. Modern apple notebooks: magnetic power connector 3. !
driving around South Kona today, I literally said OMG PONIES!!1! as I rounded a bend and saw a hill full of miniature ponies
dudes I am in Hilo STUCK IN COMMUTER TRAFFIC
On the big island until next Sunday. If you don't hear from me it's because a volcano got me.
@Nivola Looks like someone bumped me while I was parked. I never drive anywhere, much less park outside... it's like I'm a magnet for jerks
Sorry, dont be alarmed I didn't get robbed. Somebody hit my car while it was parked. All I want for Christmas is his two front teeth...
FUCK >:[ there's basically no sense in having nice things in this city
Mumbai. Goddamnit you assholes. Just. Goddamnit.
@crankyuser I've been kept up by bad dreams for a week now: boats sinking, planes crashing, awkward threesomes, being attacked by bears, etc
I just learned a handy rhyme about persimmons: "Shaped like a disc, you can eat it crisp. Shaped like a torpedo, eat it soft like Play-Doh."
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