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Just landed in Feenicks. That's the phoenetix spelling, cuz I'm Hooked on Phoenix. Glad we didn't crash, being reborn from ashes sux. |
It speaks volumes on capitalism that it has taken one of the crowning achievements of human engineering and created commercial air transit. |
As unpleasant as they make air travel for passengers, I truly can't see how these companies ever make any money at all. |
I'm assuming that David Lee Roth's "California Girls" video is an accurate depiction of what my trip to California will be like. |
Best moment of the debate? Random bystander behind commentator during post-show analysis holds up "Tina Fey '08" sign. |
Taking back my previous statement: I no longer want Sarah Palin dressed as my 4th grade teacher. However if Tina Fey is available |
Piratefest is cool (turns out I have a thing for wenches saying "Arrr!") but I am unclear on the connection between pirates and fried oreos. |
Half my team seems to have taken the day off for Talk Like A Pirate Day. Me, I'm waiting for Global Orgasm Day and Pi Approximation Day. |
I'm going to pretend I didn't just see a Sears commercial hyping LL Cool J's new line of children's clothing. Could you all just play along? |
Few foods have the capacity to make people as happy as bacon. There would be no conflict in the Middle East but for their aversion to pork. |
I hate Brian Eno for making me like Coldplay. |
They had Hookers'N'Blow at the RNC, but apparently its just a side project of GNR's keyboardist Dizzy Reed. |
Trying to determine if I should be offended when a friend refers to going to 80's night as "getting his geezer on." |
Already threw the box away but I'm sure this cold medicine is fine to mix with alcohol. I'll just have a couple test drinks before I go out. |
@mike_austin Uh, you're coming to my house dressed as Mrs. Albright? Dude, you have too much free time. Have you considered a full-time job? |
Dear Miss Palin: I'll vote Republican if you'll come over in a sexy schoolmarm outfit and pretend to be my 4th grade teacher. But stricter. |
Didn't understand McCain's VP choice until I saw her on The Daily Show, but now I get it. She's kinda hot. Hope I can do as well at his age. |
Very disappointed in Google. Why don't they translate Latin? Do they have something against dead languages? What about Linear B, or PL/1? |
Things to avoid with a fever: going to work, playing softball, changing wife's tire in the rain, drinking seven shots of espresso at 9:30pm. |
Okay, everybody had a crappy day here at work today, but it really kind of sounds like next week (and next month) might be survivable. |
