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I am standing behind Anthony Quinn's younger identical twin. Or they're replacing in-flight movie with staged reading of Zorba the Greek |
my cabdriver was unable to break the land speed record heading to SFO due to a) other cars rudely using the highway and b) the accelerator o |
@joshk that is outstanding |
Time to reset the Illinois governor sign once again to "This office has been criminal-free for 0 days". |
strangely calm w/ middle seat and screaming baby next to me. Either the yoga or my new Good Morning Bourbon! policy are paying off |
47th on the upgrade list, 2 available seats. survey says? Coach! |
Karl Rove: "Bush was hardly the worst president ever". He's correct but words are out of order: "The worst? Bush was hardly ever President" |
GM's vow to launch "mostly fuel efficient cars" reminds me of my vow to "mostly not shoot people". |
"In return for $18B loans...GM will launch mostly fuel-efficient cars." Ya know, cept for the ones that arent, which are mostly all of them |
mgmt tip: if you aren't wearing shoes, every point you make will be countered with "why aren't you wearing shoes?", thus dulling your impact |
putting this particular email request in the crockpot has neither tenderized it nor made it any more appealing. Time to try salt and irony. |
@sacca if you are still taking Karaoke suggestions, then I pick Die Fledermaus. Always close with an Operetta. |
Getting our first dose of weaponized snow, blowing sideways and sticky. |
the headline "Foot melanoma is the deadliest cancer" is now #1 on the list of many reasons i vow to never google minor symptoms ever again |
driving to in-laws. calendar says thanksgiving morning, but highway traffic says 5am on a weekend. Empty. |
6 yr old is asking me for privacy; why does a 6 yr old need privacy? It's like that couple in the hotel i just wanted to talk to on Monday |
@DanielleU acai berries didnt exist until last year. They were invented by the guy who invented yoga in 1962 during the cuban missile crisis |
@rcbl if you don't bring pants, you could probably carry club soda. Just because you're on a container ship is no reason to be uncivilized |
Of course GM and Ford could invade Canada. What are canadians going to fight back with? Coho Salmon? Wrist shots from the blue line? Come on |
if the big 3 dont get bailed out, i think they should attack Canada and install an Autogarchy (Montreal, official sponsor of the Ford F-150) |
