Planning next year's Mother's Day present for Mom. Think I'm gonna get her *two* cards this time, just to make sure she knows I love her. 3:48 PM Dec 1st from Tweetie |
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Man, this economy IS getting rough; the Floozie Bots aren't raking in nearly as much cash. I might have to switch to Duff! 8:37 PM Oct 10th from Twittelator |
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Hey all you Blip.fm spamming jerks - you ever stop to think that maybe it wasn't such a good idea to name a web 2.0 company "blip?" 7:42 PM Oct 6th from Twittelator |
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Hurt my back bending tonight. Too bad I told those floozie bots to get lost though; they could be gettin' me beer right now. 7:37 PM Oct 6th from Twittelator |
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If a box disappears from the back of a liquor truck when no one's looking, does it make a sound? 8:33 AM Jul 8th from twhirl |
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So Twitter finally turned on auto-follow for me. Now I don't have to do anything to look like I actually care what you jerks are doing! 2:14 PM Apr 5th from twhirl |
It was a pain in my shiny metal ass, but I started following a bunch more of you. Twitter folks aren't turning on auto-follow, those jerks. 8:28 PM Mar 28th from web |
So how are we doing on Comedy Central? Frankly, adult swim was better
with the booze and the hookers. 11:16 AM Feb 8th from TwitterMail |
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Yea I would've gone to Macworld, but all that stuff's old news to
Bender. Wake me up when I can get a new ass that's light as air! 6:32 PM Jan 20th from TwitterMail |
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