Message from a girl who was my camper 20 yrs ago (her 12, me 18) asked why I didn't "date" her then. Send her link to the criminal code about 4 hours ago from TwitterBerry |
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Is there a word for renewing URLs you've never used fearing others will make a fortune off them (other than squat or stupid)? 12:13 PM Dec 3rd from TwitterBerry |
Son: "Why do they care how much celery the Knicks eat?" Me: "No, it's a *salary* cap, not a *celery* cap." 6:31 AM Dec 3rd from web |
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How do you move an illegally parked car if there's a huge "this car is parked illegally" sticker on the windshield? 3:50 PM Dec 2nd from TwitterBerry |
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The # of people who ask me to review their severance agreement for them is a good economic indicator. Not pretty. 11:12 AM Dec 2nd from web |