![Joshua Green Allen](https://webarchive.library.unt.edu/eot2008/20081214115210im_/http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/54422236/twt_normal.jpg) | fireland Just found a Post-It wedged in my navel that says: "Lose weight and take more showers!!" OMG it's dated 4/24/05. 7:56 AM Dec 11th from web |
![J Thornburg](https://webarchive.library.unt.edu/eot2008/20081214115210im_/http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/66082153/InsoOutso_Twitter_Avatar_normal.jpg) | InsoOutso Fu manchus are like strippers - fun to look at, but they'll make you itch if you put one on your face. 5:03 PM Dec 10th from web |
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![bethylefty](https://webarchive.library.unt.edu/eot2008/20081214115210im_/http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/62301792/fork_normal.jpg) | bethylefty "Mannequins are like statues in honor of people who bravely don't wash new clothes before wearing them." - more BB 10:44 AM Dec 10th from web |
![marklisanti](https://webarchive.library.unt.edu/eot2008/20081214115210im_/http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/60441079/oates_john_01l_normal.gif) | marklisanti I've been calling people gay all morning, but they seem annoyed and confused. Am I doing something wrong? 10:31 AM Dec 10th from web |
![Remiel](https://webarchive.library.unt.edu/eot2008/20081214115210im_/http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/63788193/Remiel_Square_60x60_anim_normal.gif) | Remiel It might SEEM like Adobe Acrobat updates itself too often, but bear in mind the complexities of displaying PICTURES OF FUCKING PAPER. 10:00 AM Dec 10th from Twuffer |
![Stephanie Dickie](https://webarchive.library.unt.edu/eot2008/20081214115210im_/http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/66505943/Photo_237_normal.jpg) | |
![Chris Riebschlager](https://webarchive.library.unt.edu/eot2008/20081214115210im_/http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/40834602/1717011_normal.jpg) | riebschlager Watching _Pulp Fiction_ on basic cable is like reading a book that had all of its adjectives replaced with "nice". 6:55 PM Dec 9th from web |
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![hotdogsladies](https://webarchive.library.unt.edu/eot2008/20081214115210im_/http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/51857279/merlin_icon_184-1_normal.png) | hotdogsladies When you check-in to your hotel and they go, "Business or Fun?" say, "Funeral for both parents." They'll skip the other marketing questions. 4:57 AM Dec 9th from web |
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![nictate hussein](https://webarchive.library.unt.edu/eot2008/20081214115210im_/http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/35844482/lb_normal.jpg) | nictate Dear Firestone store- We may quibble about this, but "Tire Blowout" may not have been the optimum name for your sale. 5:35 PM Dec 8th from web |
![Jim Ray](https://webarchive.library.unt.edu/eot2008/20081214115210im_/http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/15519802/jim_ray_normal.jpg) | |
![Tony Delgrosso](https://webarchive.library.unt.edu/eot2008/20081214115210im_/http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/66486409/illustrated_avatar_normal.jpg) | Tony_D There's a toothbrush called the "Triumph". Are there really that many people who feel they fail at brushing their teeth to justify this? 4:41 PM Dec 8th from twitterrific |
![Chris Riebschlager](https://webarchive.library.unt.edu/eot2008/20081214115210im_/http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/40834602/1717011_normal.jpg) | |