 | printartist I am bitter towards everyone who is surprised and excited by snow. In Edmonton we're surprised and excited by NOT snow. about 6 hours ago from web |
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 | phyllisstein I have never owned sweatpants, but the beard keeps whispering to me about their comfort and convenience. It may have a point. about 14 hours ago from web |
 | AinsleyofAttack I don't know if it's a sign of how desperate he is or how awesome I am, but I give that guy credit for hitting on me while I bought tampons. about 14 hours ago from txt |
 | hotdogsladies Before you gawk at me for uttering the phrase, "large side of gravy," ask yourself which side of the counter you and your ironic hat are on. about 14 hours ago from web |
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| secretsquirrel It appears I was mugged last night. They took my money, made some calls and left a bunch of empty beer bottles in my house. Also, shame. about 18 hours ago from web |
 | Moltz OK, EVERYBODY, MANDATORY DEER TICK CHECK TIME. No, no. No complaining. C'mon. Everybody check the person next to you. Let's go. about 19 hours ago from Tweetie |
 | hoosiergirl When I told my son he would grow hair "down there," I thought he understood.
Then I heard him tell a friend, "Yep, it's gonna grow fur." about 20 hours ago from web |
 | gruber People act like it's a big joke, but that jerk Larry Craig has forever ruined the simple fun of taking an honest airport restroom crap. 9:48 PM Dec 12th from Birdhouse |
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 | thedayhascome There's a fine line between big, hairy men wearing spandex & professional wrestlers. When you find that line, smash it with a folding chair. 8:16 PM Dec 12th from web |
 | AmyJane If you find yourself saying "I can't believe you won't change the way you chew for the sake of our marriage!" your period's probably coming. 7:22 PM Dec 12th from web |
| Moltz Man, that cloth bag I got at the North American Managers in Business and Law Association meeting sure gets some stares in the grocery store. 5:18 PM Dec 12th from Tweetie |
