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"My fear is that Kendra hates me; my hope is that I die." - I love Canadian teen angst. |
I'm just a jerk, on a jerk tree. |
There's no pool in my school, there's no school in my pool. |
"You may take our lives, but you may never take our Independence Day!" http://tinyurl.com/64scm7 |
New Webcomic, "Stick Figure Librarians that Talk About Math While They Rape Each Other®": http://xrl.us/o27sw |
@shawnmole My MacBook's fans go up to eleven. |
@agualavanda Adult males who are overly self-conscious don't want to be perceived as leering, even though it's the ugly shoes drawing th ... |
I want to post about how ugly those teenage girls' boots are, but am fearful of being perceived as lecherous. |
It's impossible not to post a meta-tweet while sitting in an airport. I honestly tried, but here it is. |
There is only a very small chance I'll need my MacBook Pro on this business trip, but I am hauling it because I fear the contingency spell. |
Checking in for my flight to Boston tomorrow. |
Jason Segel making the new Muppet Movie. http://tinyurl.com/5rxs9a |
Chickens break up rabbit fight: http://tinyurl.com/2m5227 |
One more then back to work I swear: Wheel of Fortune Awkwardness http://tinyurl.com/6pcblc |
Go Steven Hawking Go: http://xrl.us/Day08 |
First pull off a new Newcastle keg. Wow, the freshness difference is amazing. |
How did parents cope before there was cookie bribery? |
Cute bunny for @perfectbound: http://tinyurl.com/5m2s63 |
I would like a croissant.
I am delighted.
Where is the library?
Here's my passport.
Ah, Gerard Depardieu.
A baguette!
A baguette! |
Operation buy new pants was a failure, but a search of the closest yielded from 3 to 5, "fit into again" pants, waiting on button surgery. |
