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If only bosses exploded bodily.
I guess that since I can think of nothing wrong with Guinness, the problem must be on my end.
And we'll just put this right here... Aha! That should do it. I think the internet is now complete.
Who says work can't be fun? I ask because they seem to know what they're talking about.
Linux: Intuitive once you know how to use it.
@Bob - are you at our parents house having another argument about religion? Come now, you know you should be doing that on the internet.
@Bob - Linux For The Winux!
This new dictation software does a prefect job!
Bay Area IT unemployment rate: 2.2%. Bay Area IT who wish they were unemployed rate: 97.8%
@Bob - I don't know why you bother even feeding them. There's two cats after all - certainly one of them won't starve ;)
Hey, remember that last economic depression? Wasn't it great!
Math: Fun, quantified.
Monday, that's the last straw: this means war.
Did I just get older?
When robots start taking our jobs, I hope IT is at the front of the line!
Fuck it, I'm voting for Kodos.
Tequila: the great deceiver
I think it is inevitable that any planet with intelligent life will discover the burrito.
So tired. Couldn't sleep again last night - I need a 5th cup of coffee. I wonder what's keeping me up?
So it turns out that smell when I think too hard is burning wires