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Oh sweet Jesus, I just realized I had a nap today too. It's really happening. Better fire up the Depends™ before it's too late. |
I just ate dinner. At 4.30PM. Now I'm enjoying a gin and tonic. Skipping over the quarter life crisis and headed straight for old age. |
"What's the difference between a TTF and a PS1 font?" "Nothing. It just means the site doesn't know what decade it is" "OK, what's a SIT?" |
People are trying to convince me the area south of Gastown is called the lower east side. As far as I know, the official name is Shabbytown. |
I still have a soft spot for Fairuza Balk. Return to Oz will do that to you. |
I was just remarking the doors here don't seem to swell in the cold wet weather. Then we move into this building and the doors are jerks. |
Just gave up my place at the iPhone Tech Talk in Seattle this Tuesday. Can't make it down there in time :( |
All complaints about the length of my visits to the bathroom should be directed to @Frenzic. |
Baked southern style chicken tonight. I know that's not The Southern Way, but I like my original heart valves. |
It's time to make iced coffee the way iced coffee was supposed to be made (Hint: it's not just cold coffee) |
I've been humming Sweet Caroline for a week now. I thought karaoke might've fixed me, but it only made me worse. |
@JasmineDarkly In the process of writing it right now. Look for it on shelves when I die. |
Dating the Impetuous, a Field Guide™ -- when she says maybe, she isn't being coy. She really does mean maybe. A coin toss may be involved. |
That's an unexplored niche right there. I mean it's a hole in the market. Erm, I mean people would pay to have sex with that. |
A RealDoll with a slinky for a torso. Now THAT would be sexy. |
Can't wait for the Clueless high school reunion. Donald Faison, Paul Rudd, Brittany Murphy, the hot one who doesn't have a career anymore... |
@grum The best part is the phone call 3 years later saying "did you like me? because I was totally in love with you but you never asked" gah |
Last night's tweet about "a big titty contest" was incorrect. It was meant to read "wet t-shirt contest." I regret the error. |
OH: "I loved that guy! He was such good value. And so black!" |
