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TK421
The news says Washingtonians are introverts. How can they tell w/o visiting my mountain cave of seclusion?
7:02 PM Sep 23rd from Twinkle
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LHC_FTW
what did the top quark say to the bottom quark? "it's STRANGE to meet you here!" HAHAHAHA but seriously, i am going to fucking kill you all
1:20 AM Sep 12th from web
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madebymoxie
listening to marketplace is like having your spooky pathological ex lover telling you dangerous lies in baby talk... until he fucks you.
9:00 AM Jul 22nd from txt
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Remiel
I try to suppress Brokeback humor, but Batman and Joker's "I wish I could quit you" dynamic has more rugged beauty than an erect cowboy cock
2:25 PM Jul 21st from web
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tedr
People at web parties have their phones out FAR too much. Real people parties are not like this. Cell phones are the new cigarette.
11:26 PM Apr 22nd from txt
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missrogue
Feeling vulnerable like that is both entirely frightening and completely amazing. I'd like to get over the frightening part, tho.
11:14 PM Apr 12th from txt
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Remiel
All the world's a program / Men and women merely beta-testers / They file their bug reports & feature requests / But it's mostly user error
11:17 AM Jan 28th from web
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ryanstewart
Does Jobs just want to see how much we'll take? "How about a tiny laptop with no CD drive and an irreplaceable battery! Will they buy that?"
4:34 PM Jan 15th from Tweetr
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Remiel
Awkwardly tender moment on the gondola as a dad tries to come to grips with the "I [heart] ASS" sticker on his 12yr old daughter's snowboard
7:00 AM Nov 26th, 2007 from web
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