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Alex Wishkoski
TK421 The news says Washingtonians are introverts. How can they tell w/o visiting my mountain cave of seclusion?
LargeHadronCollider
LHC_FTW what did the top quark say to the bottom quark? "it's STRANGE to meet you here!" HAHAHAHA but seriously, i am going to fucking kill you all
moxie
madebymoxie I don't know how strict the definition is, but if it includes forced high fives when they're asleep, I'm totally a cat molester.
moxie
madebymoxie listening to marketplace is like having your spooky pathological ex lover telling you dangerous lies in baby talk... until he fucks you.
Remiel
Remiel I try to suppress Brokeback humor, but Batman and Joker's "I wish I could quit you" dynamic has more rugged beauty than an erect cowboy cock
Brad Wilson
bradwilson Retweeting @codinghorror: I don't understand allegiance to a company. It's like believing strippers are into you, and not your money.
Wil Wheaton
wilw "Hillary Clinton is the psycho ex-girlfriend of the Democratic party." It's funny (and sad) because it's true: http://tinyurl.com/6ewcfy
eric L
finderic remember when wow was the new golf? twitter handles are the new business card / email address
tedr
tedr People at web parties have their phones out FAR too much. Real people parties are not like this. Cell phones are the new cigarette.
Kris Markel
HeroicAutobot I'm having fiber cereal for dessert. Why? Because nothing is sweeter than being regular.
Kris Markel
HeroicAutobot You know what I like to do when I'm really bored? Kegel exercises.
Clay Newton
claynewton Free samples should only be given when said sample does not taste like ass.
Tara missrogue Hunt
missrogue Feeling vulnerable like that is both entirely frightening and completely amazing. I'd like to get over the frightening part, tho.
Brian Oberkirch
brianoberkirch Flickr video broke up the Beatles.
Jonhenry Righter
Jonhenry smoothtavious: matador
Remiel
Remiel All the world's a program / Men and women merely beta-testers / They file their bug reports & feature requests / But it's mostly user error
Ryan Stewart
ryanstewart Does Jobs just want to see how much we'll take? "How about a tiny laptop with no CD drive and an irreplaceable battery! Will they buy that?"
Remiel
Remiel Awkwardly tender moment on the gondola as a dad tries to come to grips with the "I [heart] ASS" sticker on his 12yr old daughter's snowboard
David Weinberger
dweinberger new hierarchy of travel, best first: train, bus, car, night in jail, fly.
Jeffrey Zeldman
zeldman glad Twitter wasn't around when I used to drink.

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