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Some orchestra conductors make their mark in the world of opera. They were in the right aria at the right time http://www.punoftheday.co ...... |
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink http://www.punoftheday.com/... |
A lupine dancer is a steppin' wolf http://www.punoftheday.com/... |
I raised my intelligence using my cranium http://www.punoftheday.com/... |
The ballet shoes made a pointe http://www.punoftheday.com/... |
I couldn't decide whether or not to make spiced apple cider, so I mulled it over http://www.punoftheday.com/... |
Soon after Sir Lancelot moved to Egypt he opened his very successful Used Camel Lot http://www.punoftheday.com/... |
Wow, thanks for the tea. I'm glad I got to Chai it http://www.punoftheday.com/... |
A crazed insect discovered in the organic garden of a convent was found nun compost mantis http://www.punoftheday.com/... |
Gladys the seamstress was rece
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Two pencils decided to have a race. The outcome was a draw http://www.punoftheday.com/... |
I beat the eggs and I whip the cream, but the onion always makes me cry http://www.punoftheday.com/... |
I told the artist that his painting was terrible. I think he got the picture http://www.punoftheday.com/... |
The chicken knew the first leg of his trip would take him to Buffalo. From there he would wing it http://www.punoftheday.com/... |
In Egypt archaeologists pyramid the ruins for mummies and those places where ancient wrappers performed http://www.punoftheday.com/... |
As I revived her using mouth to mouth resuscitation, in spite of my lisp, I couldn't help noticing her beautiful breaths http://www.puno ...... |
I noticed the article about peripheral vision out of the corner of my eye http://www.punoftheday.com/... |
Whenever the nurses have a bad day they just keep needling people http://www.punoftheday.com/... |
One ear of corn said to the other 'You're getting husky' http://www.punoftheday.com/... |
Charles fell into the meat grinder.
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